friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Anonymous asked: How much for you to post a booty pic?
Jay-Z released at least one studio album every year from 1998 to 2004 (if you count Best of Both Worlds with R. Kelly, and I do) and all of them are AT LEAST certified platinum by the RIAA.
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second